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 MUCH BICKERING REJECTS BREXIT                                                                                                                         photo by E Williams There is a distinct feeling of unrest in Much Bickering after a sign appeared on the green that says DOWN WITH BREXIT. Poor little dog. He can’t understand why people are so unkind. We have to go the long way round to the post office now to avoid it. And now that awful woman, Mrs Stevens is asking to return Boris for bad behaviour. Of course, I refused point blank and told her she’d had several others to pick from and she should have thought of the damage he might do at the time. It’s too late to complain now if he is running amok. She’s made her choice and that’s an end to it. Neutering him might calm his behaviour in the house and it might stop him spraying the curtains too. I shall be careful who we sell our kittens to in future. I suspect she is the same woman who put up that poster. And now we hav
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WELCOME HOME CYNTHIA AND CRICHTON                                                                                                                              photo courtesy of Sausage Dog Hotel It’s so good to be back.  We returned home from our little trip away to find the family in fine fettle. The twins have  taught Brexit to roll over and give a paw and he greeted me with great joy.  They had entered him for the Western-Super-Mare Sausage Stroll on Sunday and against my better judgement I agreed to let him take part. The organisers were hoping for over 500 hundred dachshunds to turn up for a mass walk on the beach and possibly get into the Guinness Book of Records.  Jerome produced a fabulous Norfolk jacket and matching deer stalker for him (Brexit)…all in lovat tweed, which he’d sourced on ebay. Fashion is everything at these events apparently.  ‘All the doggies will be in smart outfits, and Brexit mustn’t let the side down by turning up naked’ (Jerome’s w